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"The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they're property."
"The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents-- because they have a tame child-creature in their house.
"There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another."
"I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?" Senate Hearing on Porn Rock (1985) in response to Tipper Gore's allegations that music incites people towards deviant behavior, or influences their behavior in general (he is referring to his song "Montana").
"The most important thing to do in your life,
is to not interfere with somebody else's life."
"I think it is good that books still exist,
but they do make me sleepy. "
"Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. "
"There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it."
"The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business."
"I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant."
"People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble."
"I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird."
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